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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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Cezar Bononi is a Brazilian professional wrestler, actor and Fitness coach. He is also known for his time in WWE NXT and AEW Dark.
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